zeppo_marx: Every once in a while...

Michael (

zeppo_marx) wrote,
@ 2008-07-13 20:20:00

Every once in a while...
Every once in a while I look at my daughter and ask myself that age-old question...

Is one shotgun going to be enough?

I am SO not looking forward to her teen years.

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	niyabinghi 2008-07-14 01:46 am UTC (link)
	No, Pops, looks like you'll need a whole artillery!! (what a cutie pie!!) (Reply to this) (Thread)

	zeppo_marx 2008-07-15 01:01 am UTC (link)
	Maybe it would be easier if we just never let her out.... lol. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	raven_nest 2008-07-14 03:13 am UTC (link)
	I am glad you are already aware of what is coming.. because.. it REALLY IS coming with that one! (Reply to this) (Thread)

	zeppo_marx 2008-07-15 01:01 am UTC (link)
	Arghhhh........... I know. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	fivecats 2008-07-14 03:37 am UTC (link)
	a-yep. "no," is certainly the answer. start arming yourself up (like an american, son) now to beat the rush. ... (Reply to this) (Thread)

	zeppo_marx 2008-07-15 01:02 am UTC (link)
	And I need the rocking chair for the front porch so I can sit out cleaning the guns when her date shows up... (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

	fivecats 2008-07-15 01:11 am UTC (link)
	and long, round files... mention to the boys that taking a file to the barrel of the gun renders it untraceable, even if they find the bullets... providing they manage to find the body. ... (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

	zeppo_marx 2008-07-15 03:40 am UTC (link)
	I prefer crossbows for untracability. Plus, well, a barbed arowhead through the 'nads is going to ruin your whole life! (Reply to this) (Parent)

	brendamom 2008-07-14 12:46 pm UTC (link)
	Well no wonder! She is so beautiful. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	zeppo_marx 2008-07-15 01:02 am UTC (link)
	I know. As a father, that is a VERY mixed blessing... (Reply to this) (Parent)

	stryder 2008-07-17 06:07 am UTC (link)
	Well, a shotgun would be nice, but for my daughter I am now thinking a cruise missile and get them before they even show up at my door. We are both gonna need a lot of artillery to keep they boys away from our daughters. A bowie knife is very good for untraceability. Too many knives leave the same mark, as long as the blade isn't marred. (Reply to this)

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